If this really is "The Love Boat"...

...three guesses as to which one is "Gopher", the dim-witted crew member.

I heard this morning on the radio that the President didn't even know about the port deal until it had already been given a go ahead at the Cabinet level. Best not to open this can of worms, I thought, until there is a second report on it. Now it's on MSNBC so I feel safer asking, "What the hell were they thinking about?" Did it not occur to any of those drones that something like selling six major ports to the Arabs was Oval Office worthy? Do we actually pay them for this kind of thinking? 

Don't be surprised if Bush sends Chertoff and the crew of for a relaxing weekend...of quail hunting with the VP. Heck I'll bet he'll even spring for the keg!