Imaginary press release: OK, so it's a cynic's pipe dream for script material. Highly placed rumor mongers at NBC tell us that Tina Fey will forgo her SNL claim as the heiress apparent to Dana Carvey as the show's premier impersonator to run for governor of Alaska. She figures on doing a couple of weeks as the mayor of a small town to head off any claims that she lacks experience and then she will hit the campaign trail taking up Kinky Friedman's war cry from his run for governor in Texas, "How hard can it be?" Her supporters have already announced a series of nationwide auditions for a Joe Biden look alike so she'll have somone to debate. Odds makers say she'll select Sig Hansen of "Deadliest Catch" fame because he looks so gosh darn cute behind the wheel of that crab boat dontcha know!
Remember folks, even though I totally made it up, you heard it here first!